So far this semester I have managed to:
- Move out of the dorms
- Get a job
- Get my own place
- Been demoted from maid of honor to uninvited
- Gain thirty pounds
- Quit smoking
- Lose twenty pounds
- Start smoking again
- Grow an inch
- Teach a class of first graders
- Meet a boy
- Lose a friend
- Break up with the boy
- Steal a sign
- Get pinkeye
- Get a tattoo
- Withdraw from a class to avoid failing
- Fail a paper
- Doubt my chosen career path
- Get strep
- Get a partner in crime
- Be a laundry basket for Halloween
- Lose a best friend
- Be replaced
- Almost die
- Get the shit kicked out of me
- Twice
- Not get a single A
- Get a new best friend
- Lose both of my dogs
- Find my grandma on the floor
- Move out
- Move in with my grandma
- Almost lose my sister
- Lose control of my eating
- Lose my grip
- Lose my mind
- Lose hope
- Gain perspective
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